Idiocy At Its Finest

Just when you thought that American's couldn't possibly get any stupider, after a woman in Michigan watches Drive, this happens.

There are no words to describe the sheer level of idiocy on display, this person doesn't even deserve a full face-palm. All they deserve is this:

Edit: Just when I thought there couldn't possibly be any more idiotic stories about Drive, this happens. America, you can be really stupid some times.